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Bahama Mama

Name: Bahama Mama
Brand: The Loaded Teashop
SKU: BaMaSAMP
Price: 3.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.93 (1360 reviews)

Tastes like:

🍒Cherry Limeade

🍊Orange

🍍Pineapple

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0 Calories • 0 Carbs • 0 Sugar • 200mg Caffeine
Boost Performance Naturally with Vitamin B6, B12, Taurine, and More Featuring The Loaded Teashop™ Energy Base

Sip the tropics, one Bahama Mama at a time.

Say hello to paradise in a packet. Bahama Mama blends juicy orange, vibrant cherry limeade, and sweet pineapple into a tropical explosion that’ll have you feeling like you’re sipping on island vibes — no passport required. This bright orange beauty is your new go-to for a beach getaway… even if the “beach” is just your backyard kiddie pool. 🍹☀️

Skip the Line, Skip the Drama — Just Add Water! 💦💥

Too busy to hit up your local tea shop? Or maybe it’s closed when you finally roll by. (Honestly, do they even want your business?) Or better yet — tired of paying $10+ for a single tea while dodging side-eye from the staff? Yeah… same. That’s why we ship Loaded Teas right to your door. No awkward small talk, no weird hours, and definitely no guilt. 🎉

These beauties pack 200mg of caffeine (because tired is not our personality 💤🚫), plus a power squad of Vitamins B6, B12, and Taurine to keep you running circles around everyone else.

And get this:

Zero sugar.

Zero carbs.

Zero calories.

Zero BS. 💅🏽

Unlike the other “brands” tossing around mystery scoops and pretending to be the blueprint — we don’t fake the label, the vibes, or the flavor.

We’re not here to act like we’re better than everyone else.

We actually are. 😘

Why us?

Because we’re not scooping powders on a countertop with a ring light anymore. 😮‍💨

Our products are made using high-capacity, commercial-grade, stainless steel packing machines in a state-certified, FDA-registered facility that takes “clean” to a whole new level.

We’ve got that health department “A” rating (and not the kind you print at home and tape to your window). 🧼✨

We’re talking measured, batch-tested, precision-filled pouches — not vibes and guesses.

And the best part? Over 26,000 glowing 5-star reviews from customers who are just as obsessed as we are. 🔥💅🏽

You could keep buying mystery dust from someone’s spare room…

or you could get the real tea — packed, sealed, and served with receipts.

And hey, if you’re here to leave a fake review because your second cousin’s tea shop isn’t doing so hot — save yourself the time. We see you. 👀 But if you’ve got a real issue (like, your dog ripped open the box 🐶), message us. We’re not monsters. We’ll make it right.

So, what are you waiting for? Ditch the overpriced teas. Load up on real energy. And enjoy the satisfaction of sipping something that didn’t cost you a small fortune. 💸

Your wallet (and your taste buds) will thank you. 💃🫶

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Obsessed

Yes I was one that paid $10 a tea from my local shops. But those days are far behind me. Now I paid a few bucks per drink. Easy mix and go at home. No extra miles or having to work around their schedule. These taste amazing. No weird after taste. Mermaid and Gummy bear are top of my favorite. Only flavors I'm not keen on are grape but that's only because I personally don't like grape. My husband on the other hand loves them. Give them all a try. You won't regret it. Much better option then those energy drinks were all so addicted to. These teas have a slight carbonation effect to them without making you feel bloated or gassy too.

Don’t try another brand

When ya’ll weren’t shipping I MISTAKENLY tried another popular brand on TikTok. Won’t make that mistake again. YUR flavors are AMAZING!!

Addicted?

Addicted might be an understatement. I've tossed my daily monster & replaced it with one of these. I've placed 4 orders in the past month. As a restaurant manager that works 12+ hour shifts some days...these really help me stay awake & focused and they taste so good!

Love all of these products!

Excellent teas!

I was tired of paying the high prices at the nutrition stores. My first order was shipped incorrectly and was immediately corrected and new shipment sent! Excellent customer service. Only complaint is the print in the sticker with the name is very small. Can’t read with my reading glasses

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