Where the heck is my order?
π¨ Real Update From Real People (AKA: Why We're Not Shipping Yet)π¨
Hey friends β this is the update we hoped we'd never have to write. But if you've been wondering why your order hasn't shipped yet, or what's going on behind the scenes, here's the truth. Raw, unfiltered, and straight from us.
π€ It Started With a Promise β and a Plan
A few months ago, we partnered with a co-manufacturer (co-man) whose job was to help us scale production of our 0-calorie, 0-carb loaded teas. They gave us a timeline: production would be wrapped by the first week of May, so we launched presales full of excitement and trust in that promise.
We hustled hard for a month and a half, built the hype, and set a ship date of May 15.
But as that date got closer, we started to worry. We kept asking for updates. We were told everything was βon track.β But on May 9th, they dropped a bomb: they forgot to order a key ingredient β and blamed us. We scrambled to order what was missing.
Then came tariff issues, which delayed the specialty ink needed for our printed packets. At the time, the ingredient and the ink were arriving on similar timelines, so we made the call to publicly blame the printer delay β because frankly, the other part was just embarrassing.
π₯ Then Came June 5thβ¦
With everything βback on trackβ, we reset our ship date to June 5. We were told β and even shown in writing β that weβd have all 800,000 units done by then. That promise β firm, repeated, and in writing β gave us the confidence to rally our team, gear up for launch, and most importantly, give you our word.
Then last Friday, we finally got on a call with the co-man, the actual manufacturer, and the shipper β and everything unraveled. The timelines weβd been working from? Not real. The commitments? Never clearly communicated to the people actually doing the work. And worst of all, the truth had been sitting there while we were out here making plans, launching marketing, selling with confidence β based entirely on what we were told.
They didnβt just drop the ball β they handed us a story that sounded smooth and simple: βAs soon as the ingredients arrive, production will be fast β a few days, maybe.β We believed it. We acted on it. We built everything around that. But on that call, the manufacturer and shipper made it painfully clear: that was a bald-faced lie. Production wasnβt going to be a few days. It was going to be a real, multi-week process β and they had no idea why we werenβt already told that.
We canβt overstate how much this hurt. If we had known the real schedule β the one the co-man 'partner' didn't reveal to us on May 6th β we would have done things very differently. Our presale approach, our shipping timelines, our emails, our marketing, even how we managed your expectations β all of it would have reflected the real deal, not the story we were sold.
We didnβt mislead anyone on purpose. We didnβt hide anything. We made promises based on the promises that were made to us. Thatβs what hurts the most.
None of this means anything... and really we could fabricate an image, and more than likely some of you are gonna think that anyway. Regardless~ We Can Bring Receipts
This is an email from the mfg to the co-man and it's very clear. We could have done so much differently with this info... the outrage we have is more than you can imagine on your behalf.
The Email We Should Have Gotten (but we didn't)
π οΈ What We're Doing to Fix It (And What Happens Next)
- Demanding Written Proof, Not Just Promises: Our partners now provide step-by-step production schedulesβno more βhandshakes.β
- Direct Involvement: Mark, Alicia, Marie, and Kris are on every weekly manufacturing and shipping call. No info gets lost in translation.
- Public Transparency: We update this page the moment we get new infoβgood, bad, or ugly.
- Customer Support Overhaul: Weβre adding staff, training them directly, and refund requests are processed within one business day.
- Safer Presale Policies: From now on, we only promise ship dates once we have written, confirmed production milestones. No more relying on βit should be ready soon.β
- Accountability & Receipts: We save and share every critical document, timeline, and partner promiseβso you can see the same truth we see.
- Open Door Policy: If you want to talk to a real person, you can ask for Mark, Alicia, or Marie by name in chat. Weβre listening.
If you have questions or want to see receipts, just ask.
π Skip The Line Flavor Swaps π
Latest Production Updates
ποΈ June 9: Production Officially Begins! π (Click to expand)
π Big News: Real teas are being blended right now! Donβt just take our word for it β watch the video showing the first batches being mixed!
π¦ Status: We just got confirmation from the manufacturer that ALL ingredients are in. The only thing we're waiting on is the final packaging material (the cute little drink packets), which arrives June 10. Once it's here, it's game on.
π Plan: On Friday, we're overnighting 4β5 flavors to our Texas-based shipper to kick off fulfillment. If all goes to plan, orders will begin shipping Tuesday. (Yes, this Tuesday!! ππ)
π£ Reminder: If your order contains flavors outside this first group, it will still take a little longer. Use the Swap Tool to get faster-shipping flavors. And as always: if you're done waiting, we get it. Refunds are available anytime. Just click the help button below and we'll take care of you with love and zero fuss. π
π Team Status: Kris is managing inbox chaos with superhero speed. Alicia is crafting Help Center updates. Marie is triaging tickets and calming vibes. Mark is doing brain surgery on the website. Marketing team is watching the blender video like itβs a Marvel trailer. π
ποΈ June 8: Weekend Update (Click to expand)
π¦ Status: Batch 1 is ready for production β first shipments expected to go out by end of next week! No changes to information here as it's a weekend.
π¦ Status: 13 flavors are prioritized for fulfillment. These are the top sellers so that we can get the most orders out the fastest. Customers that ordered flavors not on the list are in the last group as we changed the names of some flavors before we had the truth about how things will ship.
π£ Reminder: Refunds are always available. Just reach out via the help button in the bottom corner. π We recognize that an email has not gone out but this page looks great and is full of useful information. It is coming. Mark barely knows how to make the page look like it looks with the working tools, but he is doing his best. Please, a little grace when things are acting... wonky. The email is coming (Once Mark figures out how to send it)
π Plan: Alicia, Marie, and Kris working on Customer Service and Refunds while also juggling mom and dad responsibilities on the weekend. Mark working on website updates and learning how to send a mass email to all customers. Marketing team is off on the weekends! Enjoy Guys!
ποΈ June 7: Batch 1 Ready for Production (Click to expand)
π¦ Status: Batch 1 is ready for production β first shipments expected to go out by end of next week!
π¦ Status: 13 flavors are prioritized for fulfillment. These are the top sellers so that we can get the most orders out the fastest. Customers can now choose an alternate flavor or wait. More details on the 'skip-the-line' options coming soon. (Hint: You have many choices)
π£ Reminder: Refunds are always available. Just reach out via the help button in the bottom corner. π Please remember, I know you are angry and we do not blame you. Be angry with us. But pretty please, don't be ugly to the poor people working that chat responses. They get paid by the hour too :(
π Plan: Alicia, Marie, and Kris working on Customer Service and Refunds. Mark working on website updates and open communication. Marketing team is doing their best...
π Find Your Place In Line
This number can be found on your E-mail confirmation.
This tool is a work in progress, and your place in line may shift as data is finalized.
If your order number isn't found, double-check for typos or try copy-paste from your order confirmation.
If it still doesn't work, your order may have a different status (like a manual or mystery box order) and may not appear here yet.
Since this is a work in progress, feel free to message us on this page for a more accurate update on when your order will ship!
π Flavor Release Schedule
- Bahama Mama
- Cupid Shuffle
- Fruit Rollup
- Betty White
- Happy Camper
- Candy Crush
- Blue Hawaiian
- Captain USA
- Pumba
- Hello Sunshine
- Electric Lemonade
- Coco Watermelon
- Bob Marley
- Gummie Bear
- Miami Vice
- Fun Dip
- Cindy
- Pink Power
- Mermaid
- Paradise Mango
- Frog Spit
- Hippie Juice
- Lexi
- Malefiftycent
- Jolly Rancher
- Wave Runner
- Lollipop
- Watermelon Krawl
- GOAT (Monkey Juice)
- Marky Sharky (Red High Heel)
- Queen Cuppie (Queen)
- Lucy LU (Desert Rose)
- Lex Hex (Unicorn)
- Cherry Bomb (Gryffin)
- Maira Lies (Margarita)
- Rage Pop (Hulkie)
- OK Boom (Spring Fever)
- Sassy Sissy (Cucumber Watermelon)
- G Floppin (Grinchy)
- Tootsie (Wonder Woman)
β¨ Need a Refund?
then click \"I would like a refund\" and a team member will help as soon as possible!
- Refunds are always available. If you request one, we process it through Shopify within 1 business day.
- Refunds are issued back to your original payment method (credit card, Shop Pay, etc.).
- After we process the refund, Shopify sends you an email confirmation right away.
- Banks and credit cards usually show your refund in 3β5 business days.
- Some banks (especially smaller ones, or pre-paid cards) may take up to 10 business days.
- If you paid with Shop Pay, Apple Pay, or PayPal, those processors may be even faster.
We're New. We're Learning. We're Not Perfect β But We're Real.
We exploded faster than expected. We're not a mega corporation β just a passionate, caffeine-fueled team doing our best to keep up. Our teas are still fire. Our hearts are still in it. And our commitment to you hasn't changed.
Thanks for giving us grace. And if not, we understand that too.
β Alicia, Marie, Mark & Team TLTS π