Malefiftycent

Name: Malefiftycent
Brand: The Loaded Teashop
SKU: MalFiSAMP
Price: 4.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.94 (476 reviews)

Tastes like:

🫐Berry

🌈Rainbow Candy

🌀Sour Blue

🍓Strawberry

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0 Calories • 0 Carbs • 0 Sugar • 200mg Caffeine
Boost Performance Naturally with Vitamin B6, B12, Taurine, and More Featuring The Loaded Teashop™ Energy Base

Sweet and sour with a side of attitude.

Dark, mysterious, and just the right mix of sweet and sour—meet Malefiftycent. This blue-purple concoction features berry bliss, rainbow candy sweetness, a sour blue tang, and a dash of strawberry. It’s a mischievous blend that keeps you guessing with every sip. Sip slowly or go big—this tea is here to fuel your villain era (in the best way).

Skip the Line, Skip the Drama — Just Add Water! 💦💥

Too busy to hit up your local tea shop? Or maybe it’s closed when you finally roll by. (Honestly, do they even want your business?) Or better yet — tired of paying $10+ for a single tea while dodging side-eye from the staff? Yeah… same. That’s why we ship Loaded Teas right to your door. No awkward small talk, no weird hours, and definitely no guilt. 🎉

These beauties pack 200mg of caffeine (because tired is not our personality 💤🚫), plus a power squad of Vitamins B6, B12, and Taurine to keep you running circles around everyone else.

And get this:

Zero sugar.

Zero carbs.

Zero calories.

Zero BS. 💅🏽

Unlike the other “brands” tossing around mystery scoops and pretending to be the blueprint — we don’t fake the label, the vibes, or the flavor.

We’re not here to act like we’re better than everyone else.

We actually are. 😘

Why us?

Because we’re not scooping powders on a countertop with a ring light anymore. 😮‍💨

Our products are made using high-capacity, commercial-grade, stainless steel packing machines in a state-certified, FDA-registered facility that takes “clean” to a whole new level.

We’ve got that health department “A” rating (and not the kind you print at home and tape to your window). 🧼✨

We’re talking measured, batch-tested, precision-filled pouches — not vibes and guesses.

And the best part? Over 26,000 glowing 5-star reviews from customers who are just as obsessed as we are. 🔥💅🏽

You could keep buying mystery dust from someone’s spare room…

or you could get the real tea — packed, sealed, and served with receipts.

And hey, if you’re here to leave a fake review because your second cousin’s tea shop isn’t doing so hot — save yourself the time. We see you. 👀 But if you’ve got a real issue (like, your dog ripped open the box 🐶), message us. We’re not monsters. We’ll make it right.

So, what are you waiting for? Ditch the overpriced teas. Load up on real energy. And enjoy the satisfaction of sipping something that didn’t cost you a small fortune. 💸

Your wallet (and your taste buds) will thank you. 💃🫶

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I thought the flavor was delicious

I thought the flavor was delicious. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Love these teas especially Malefiftycent

Red 40

These taste really good! Will probably buy again. But why does Red 40 and the others? I’ve become crunchier in my later years.🤪 Otherwise love the product!