Pumba
Pumba
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- 0 Calories • 0 Carbs • 0 Sugar • 200mg Caffeine
- Boost Performance Naturally with Vitamin B6, B12, Taurine, and More Featuring The Loaded Teashop™ Energy Base
Hakuna Matata in every sip.
Say “Hakuna Matata” to boring beverages with Pumba, the orange sip that’s big on tropical vibes. Think zesty island fruit meets creamy Pina Colada, all sweetened up with juicy strawberry. It’s wild, fun, and worry-free—just like our favorite carefree warthog. One cup, and you’ll be singing your troubles away.
Skip the Line, Skip the Drama — Just Add Water! 💦💥
Too busy to hit up your local tea shop? Or maybe it’s closed when you finally roll by. (Honestly, do they even want your business?) Or better yet — tired of paying $10+ for a single tea while dodging side-eye from the staff? Yeah… same. That’s why we ship Loaded Teas right to your door. No awkward small talk, no weird hours, and definitely no guilt. 🎉
These beauties pack 200mg of caffeine (because tired is not our personality 💤🚫), plus a power squad of Vitamins B6, B12, and Taurine to keep you running circles around everyone else.
And get this:
Zero sugar.
Zero carbs.
Zero calories.
Zero BS. 💅🏽
Unlike the other “brands” tossing around mystery scoops and pretending to be the blueprint — we don’t fake the label, the vibes, or the flavor.
We’re not here to act like we’re better than everyone else.
We actually are. 😘
Why us?
Because we’re not scooping powders on a countertop with a ring light anymore. 😮💨
Our products are made using high-capacity, commercial-grade, stainless steel packing machines in a state-certified, FDA-registered facility that takes “clean” to a whole new level.
We’ve got that health department “A” rating (and not the kind you print at home and tape to your window). 🧼✨
We’re talking measured, batch-tested, precision-filled pouches — not vibes and guesses.
And the best part? Over 26,000 glowing 5-star reviews from customers who are just as obsessed as we are. 🔥💅🏽
You could keep buying mystery dust from someone’s spare room…
or you could get the real tea — packed, sealed, and served with receipts.
And hey, if you’re here to leave a fake review because your second cousin’s tea shop isn’t doing so hot — save yourself the time. We see you. 👀 But if you’ve got a real issue (like, your dog ripped open the box 🐶), message us. We’re not monsters. We’ll make it right.
So, what are you waiting for? Ditch the overpriced teas. Load up on real energy. And enjoy the satisfaction of sipping something that didn’t cost you a small fortune. 💸
Your wallet (and your taste buds) will thank you. 💃🫶
Bulk Pricing
You can mix and match different flavors. It doesn’t need to be all one flavor.
| # of Packets | Price per Packet |
| 5 | $4.00 |
| 10 | $3.90 |
| 15 | $3.85 |
| 20 | $3.50 |
| 30 | $3.45 |
| 40 | $3.25 |
| 100 | $3.00 |
Need over 100? We can handle that! For wholesale inquiries, message us in our live chat or send an email to info@theloadedteashop.com
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